How to Be a Pirate (Hardcover)

Ahoy, landlubber Come with me. Board me ship upon the sea Not a pirate? Don't know how? Ye can learn to be one now Little landlubbers get to earn their sea legs on a pirate ship amidst the goofiest pirates ever. There's lingo to learn ("Gangway Blimey Yo-ho-ho "), a pirate look to choose ("Pick a parrot for your arm. Every pirate's lucky charm "), and most importantly, pirate rules to learn ("No more toothpaste Farewell, bath Once ye choose the pirate path ").This rollicking read-aloud will be a hit among boys, girls, and parents alike