25 Ways to get Rid of a Zombie (Paperback)

So, you have a zombie you need to get rid of. What are you gonna do? Where are you gonna take it? Your wife has had enough living with the creature. The smell is awful, the dogs are always pissing on the carpet because their scared of it, the kids are learning bad zombie habits, and who knows what the hell happened to the mail man. Your wife is fed up and she says that it's time for that "thing" to go. You can't exactly take your zombie companion to the nearest homeless shel-ter ... Or can you? From abandonment to throwing it into a volcano, this guide will tell, not show, you 25 creative ways on getting rid of your pesky zombie.